The Corporate Student

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Thu Dec 11

How do determine if you really like someone/is it worth it to start a relationship:

theengineer:

lovepuppy:

There are two (and only two) options:

a) You want to spend Friday-Saturday-Sunday-Tuesday-Thursday with this person.

b) You don’t.

For me its all or nothing. Forget the bullshit of game playing and rules. Either I am crazy about you or I just want some company. Company that could be replaced by dog sitting or going to work. Company is just being around other people. Company does not a relationship make. I want a little fire. I want to go out on Friday night and not come home until Sunday. I want to play house and nap and order in and go on walks and laugh and sit around in pajamas watching movies.

Agreed. I pretty much know right away if I want a relationship with someone. Sometimes I waste the other person’s time anyway, either because I think maybe they’ll grow on me or because I like the attention — or at least, I have done this in the past. I’d like to think that, were I single right now, I’d know myself well enough not to bother with the charade.

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Tue Oct 28

hipsterrunoff:

seanahern:

via deleteyourself

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Wed Oct 22

girlwearsmascara:

caryrandolph:ineedtoo:ameliamagritte:cvxn:suitep:ohserena.

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Mon Oct 20

hunsonisgroovy:

(via graphiceverywhere)

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Thu Oct 16

Sarah Palin Remix “Doggone it, Darn Right, You Betcha.” OH_EM_GEE! Now that Sarah Palin has tried to reach out to the under 23 crowd by turning into a rapper, I TOTALLY GET HER!!!!

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I love political statements on t-shirts…I think I might just have to buy one! You know…since everyone thinks I’m a thug and all…

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I "effing" LUV these cool a$$ t-shirts!

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Wed Oct 15

“ Ask me what’s the sexiest car in the world and I’ll just say my man’s car, because it smells like him, because his shape is pressed into the seat, because it’s littered with little bits of his life — his golf balls or his chocolate-bar wrappers — and it’s ripe with the smells of him. That’s the car I most want to ride in. Halle Berry-Esquire Magazine’s Sexiest woman alive issue

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Fri Oct 10

The financial crisis, as explained to a 14 year old, with a Pokémon analogy

tinycartridge:

Kevin: Imagine that I let you borrow $50, but in exchange for my generosity, you promise to pay me back the $50 with an extra $10 in interest. To make sure you pay me back, I take your Charizard Pokémon card as collateral …

Let’s say that the Charizard is worth $50, so in case you decide to not return my money, at least I’ll have something that’s worth what I loaned out.

But one day, people realize that Pokémon is stupid and everyone decides that the cards are overvalued. That’s right—everybody turned twelve on the same day! Now your Charizard is only worth, say, $25.

At the same time, you’re having trouble paying back the $60 you owe me. So what would you rather do: try and pay me back the $60 or just default and give me your $25 Charizard?

Olivia: I’d give you the Charizard.

Kevin: Exactly. Who wouldn’t? Now, the bank — I mean me — has lost $25 when I expected to make $10. What’s the lesson here?

Olivia: Pokémon is dumb

Really, our economy would be in a much better state right now if financial institutions had traded in something more stable, like Meowth cards.

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Tue Sep 23

So, Clay Aiken thought he was coming out? DUH WE ALREADY KNEW!!!

Aol says:

“Perez Hilton has an exclusive look at the latest issue of PEOPLE magazine which features the former ‘American Idol’ runner-up and his Ellen-inspired admission ‘Yes, I’m Gay.’For years, the singer has dodged questions about his sexuality, but has now come out for the sake of his newborn son.”DUDE…EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW!!! DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO HIDE THINGS THAT ARE SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS?????

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